February 20th-Weekly

Pretty Pettys Poem of the Week

Hello Pretty Pets, welcome to the “Pretty Petty’s Poem of the Week” issue. This will be a weekly issue. I’m Amanda D. Petty, and I am a poet. This will show off my diversion of my poetry. This is a part of “Pretty Petty Poetry”. If you want more information, go to: www.prettypettypoetry.blogspot.com.


This is an onomatopoeia poem. An onomatopoeia poem is just sounds. Be prepare to laugh. Enjoy.

Gas-x
By-Amanda D. Petty

A group of friends are at the park.
They are studying for their college exam.

SLAM, went the US history textbook.
A guy couldn’t understand what the assignment was.

He had mini sized question marks all over his face.
“My brain is fried!” He explains to his lady friend.

Buuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrp, his guy friend.
“Dude? Where are your manners?”

“At home.” He said.
Burp, burp, toot, toot, his guy friend did.

“Serious?”
“Sorry, I just had beans.”


“Tacos?” His head was nodding.
“Yes, how did you know?”

“Guilty!” He rose his hand.
“Why aren’t you?”

“I took some Gas-x about two hours ago.”


More Than Poetry: I take “Pretty Petty Poetry” very, very seriously. Some people think poetry is very “old fashioned”, boring, and not that interesting. I can understand. To me, poetry is the true heart of a person. I describe it as: lyrics without any music. Because of my speech, I can’t talk fast or normal; discovering poetry has really opened me up.

Pretty Pets: I want your feedback on “Pretty Petty Poetry”. I want to know on how I can improve on this business. I’m very open on your comments.